uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I will be naked everywhere
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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