Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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