you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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