he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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