Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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