i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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