these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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