You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I think my moral compass just broke
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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