There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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