At least make sure they are 18
Why
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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