I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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