I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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