How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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