Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
