I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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