Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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