In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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