It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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