ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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