After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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