I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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