I'm lost and stupid without you.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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