why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
