took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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