She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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