smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
She's the barista slut.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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