she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
