dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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