i always forget guys have bellybuttons
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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