and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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