If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
