apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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