no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Dick very happy bro
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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