Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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