That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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