You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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