he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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