it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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