i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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