i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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