My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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