ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I look better un-naked...
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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