they need to just BURY HIM!
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
