all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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