yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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