u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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