i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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