Will you blow on my dice?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Please don't give away my fajitas
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