For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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