i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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