wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
she looked like the before picture.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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