her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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