69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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