I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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